Going to see The Nightman Cometh live on Tuesday so in honor of Mr. Devito here are his greatest quotes from the show my personal fav:

I was just told… that my horrible, whore wife has tricked me into raising two bastards for 30 years, and I’m not supposed to make a scene! Whoa! Oh, excuse me? Oh, did you bang my wife? Huh? Did you bang my whore wife? Does anybody here have any illegitimate children with my whore wife I should know about?

THAT is a father who cares – there is a listing of Larry David quotes as well

Via Sloshspot